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The Berry Torture

Richard Stallman, 2021-10-13

The CIA has a new method for generating confessions: the Berry Torture.

While you are stuck waiting behind some slowberries, chuckleberries laugh at you and graspberries grab you. Agents stuff you with crabberries, barbberries and klingonberries.

Then they really get rough.

They paste you with glueberries and shoot you with flakberries. They tie you up in nooseberries and mutilate you with sawberries. They make you swallow pilberries and poysenberries. Then they pass powerful currants through your body, and that's the berry end of you.

Then they berry you, write your confession, and file it in their lieberry.

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