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2013-10-14

	Poppycock
	[To the tune of Rocky Top]
	    -- Richard Stallman

They say cures work, one in ten to the fiftieth;
 It's called homeopathy.
Diluted that much, only water's left--
 Poppycock this must be.

They say aliens drag people out of bed,
 For testing and sex, nightly.
But lots of men would gladly give 'em that--
 Poppycock this must be.

Such irrationality, those who will not see!
It's just poppycock,
 A weak mind's fantasy.
 A weak mind's fantasy.

They say humanoids are living in the West
 And show up each year or three.
The photos seem to have been falsified--
 Poppycock this must be.

They say spending cuts are what the country needs,
 To boost the economy.
But each time they just put more out of work--
 Poppycock this must be.

Such irrationality, those who will not see!
It's just poppycock,
 A weak mind's fantasy.
 A weak mind's fantasy.

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